Tuesday Morning Abbreviated News Report

10 11 2009

Headlines: A*holes already overdecorating lawn with Xmas junk. Willow grove to experience rolling blackouts.

Local news: Woman owns license plate frame reading “Slave to the Traffic Light.” But not the stop sign she blew at 30 mph.

Music of the Times

Movie Reviews: “I Love You Man” charming + awkward humor + gender confusion + contains footage of Rashida Jones = 5 stars.

Traffic report: Fuck you all forever.

Joke of the Day: Why did Mozart leave his first wife? She had trouble keeping her composer.




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